1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,962 - Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,137 The alien implant is gone. 3 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,399 It looked like a little piece of glass. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,097 Give me a simple yes or no. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,837 Is that Kate's baby? 6 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,013 She was taken by aliens, 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,144 and then we were on a spaceship, 8 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,016 which is actually inside the moon. 9 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,061 I'm starting to remember. 10 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,497 She was there. 11 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,195 So how does this time travel thing work? 12 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,806 I'll have you back to 1870 in no time. 13 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,199 1970! 14 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,897 The Greys stole my alien energy. 15 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,118 I need it back to kill the Mantid, to save Earth. 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,858 Max took Bridget. 17 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,035 I think he's trying to catch the Mantid. 18 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,559 Huh? Oh, hey, guys. 19 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,864 Heather. 20 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,129 Honey, I'm home. 21 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,698 ♪ We started making out 22 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,570 ♪ And she took off my pants 23 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,138 ♪ But then I turned on the TV ♪ 24 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,532 ♪ And that's about the time she walked away from me ♪ 25 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,622 ♪ Nobody likes you when you're 23 ♪ 26 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,190 ♪ And are still more amused by TV shows ♪ 27 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,757 ♪ What the hell is ADD? 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,976 ♪ My friends say I should act my age ♪ 29 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,413 ♪ What's my age again? 30 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,676 ♪ What's my age again? 31 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:12,159 ♪ 32 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,074 Hey. 33 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,292 Hey, D'Arce. 34 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,728 What are you doing out here? 35 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,556 You don't wanna to welcome me home? 36 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,777 My parents are gonna be welcomed home 37 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,822 by a broken toilet and urine on their bed. 38 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,089 How's your fancy Vermont ski school? 39 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,656 It's good. 40 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,657 I don't know. 41 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,444 I miss home. 42 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,751 Actually, I missed you. 43 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,101 I missed you, too, bud. 44 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,234 No, dummy, I mean, I-- 45 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:49,326 I really missed you. 46 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,590 I like you. Like, missed you. 47 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,810 I thought you were dating all those ski guys? 48 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,769 Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb. 49 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,336 Hot, though. They're really hot. 50 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,251 There was one model-- 51 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,948 Please stop. 52 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:08,084 Those guys aren't you. 53 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,304 You're serious? 54 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,176 I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta. 55 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,699 Vomit comet. 56 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,310 Boot and bomb it. 57 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,184 D'Arce! 58 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,751 Guys! 59 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,882 Judy, what the hell? 60 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,842 Somebody called the cops! 61 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,496 Run! 62 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,506 Ow! 63 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,346 ♪ 64 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,566 Say hi to your daddy, kids. 65 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,089 Hi! 66 00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,485 Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aidan, Hayden, 67 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:05,620 Polly, Bloof, and Harry Jr. 68 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,056 Oh. 69 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:11,495 Well, they--they definitely have their daddy's nose. 70 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,324 - Something feels different about my Heather. 71 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,108 Harry, look, I know. 72 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,240 I know, okay? I get it. 73 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,242 It's a lot. 74 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,157 But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father. 75 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,854 And I just-- 76 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,682 I have to tell you that I've thought about you 77 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,555 every single day since I left. 78 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,775 I have thought about you, too, my love. 79 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,907 It's true. 80 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,517 I still love her as much as before. 81 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,302 But something is missing. 82 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,129 Is it because she left? 83 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,306 Is it because she betrayed me? 84 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,959 You're the love of my life, 85 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:45,442 and I am so, so sorry. 86 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,965 Oh, that's it. 87 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,142 Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive. 88 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,231 Ugh. 89 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,407 Ooh. 90 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,583 You know who caused all this? 91 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,281 - It was that Hybrid Grey Joseph. - Oh. 92 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,283 He threatened my family, Harry, 93 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,719 and I--I didn't know what to do. 94 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,069 But I--I can't run anymore. 95 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,246 - She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy. 96 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,551 Ugh. 97 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,552 Well, Joseph will not be a problem. 98 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,858 He only has one arm. 99 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,946 He no longer works for the Greys. 100 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,339 He's ugly. 101 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,125 I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly. 102 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,258 Is there also a smell? 103 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,955 Harry, I'll never leave you again. 104 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,435 You're the most incredible, 105 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,089 beautiful being I have ever met. 106 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:28,311 And you--and you are also... 107 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,270 - beautiful. - Aww. 108 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:34,535 I love how your--your eyes just bulge out from your face, 109 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,929 like a--like a fish, but a bird. 110 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,017 Aww. 111 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,543 No, no. Oh! 112 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,458 Oh-ho, your breath, it's-- 113 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:47,461 your breath is very... 114 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,245 - gamey. - Hmm. 115 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,771 You know what, that's Mantid. 116 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,426 Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this. 117 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,733 I killed a Mantid, ate his guts. 118 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,083 Asta was out there. I saved her damn life. 119 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,999 She did not thank me, so kind of messed up. 120 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,306 You killed the Mantid? 121 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,003 - Yeah. - That is great news! 122 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,179 It's outside under the canoe, FYI. 123 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,833 Yeah, I saved you some guts. 124 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,225 Are you hungry? 125 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,579 I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum. 126 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,971 But not now, I think. 127 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,495 Not now, not now. 128 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,975 Okay, I'll put it in here for safekeeping. 129 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,542 Are you serious? 130 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:28,458 Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me. 131 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,547 I just wanna tell you that I love you. 132 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,984 And I hope that someday you can forgive me. 133 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,466 Of course, I forgive you, my love. 134 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,729 Thank you. 135 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,731 Not again. No. Ugh. 136 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,429 I'm gonna keep my eyes closed 137 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:46,128 so I don't get distracted by all that beauty. 138 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:50,175 My love, what if we were to reunite in human form? 139 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,742 Oh. 140 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,397 Yes, because you were a human when you left me. 141 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,443 And we could just pretend. 142 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,401 If you take a human form now, 143 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,708 it will be like nothing ever happened. 144 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,406 Like time has gone backwards. 145 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,190 That is so romantic. 146 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,496 Yes! 147 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,847 I will see you in the bedroom. 148 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,415 Oh, I love it when you rub your... 149 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,811 I wanna say, fuzz around your beak. 150 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,813 Yeah, that's my face fuzz. 151 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,292 It definitely doesn't make your head look 152 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,033 like a moldy piece of fruit. 153 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,121 Hey, Harry. 154 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,210 I'm drenched. 155 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,824 ♪ 156 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,265 Wow. 157 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,484 That was a lot. 158 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,268 Yeah. 159 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,663 Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time? 160 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,926 How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby 161 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,319 who was raised on a spaceship the most normal part 162 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,017 of this conversation? 163 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:53,195 We don't have a plan--yet. Sorry. 164 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,240 I know, I know. I get it. 165 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:58,635 I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is. 166 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,811 But it's too dangerous. 167 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,900 The Greys are still watching Ben and Kate. 168 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,990 It's obvious from the cameras I planted all over their house. 169 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,863 Okay, again, I am an officer of the court. 170 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,213 Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law! 171 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,084 Who's breaking the law? 172 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,652 These two, all the time with all their alien stuff. 173 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,571 But obviously... 174 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:25,096 a protest to bring attention 175 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:30,580 to undocumented immigrants is-- is very great. 176 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:33,278 So you two should keep doing that. 177 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,542 Well, let me know when the next one is. 178 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,804 I'll come with. 179 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,109 Cool. 180 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,633 Cool. 181 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:40,677 She doesn't know? 182 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,200 Of course she doesn't know. 183 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,811 Well, apparently, everyone else knows. 184 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,900 I said I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 185 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,380 You know, it would just be nice to feel included, 186 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,948 especially when aliens are trying to kill us all. 187 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,384 Oh, well, good news, 188 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,690 because Harry needs us to come 189 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,387 get rid of that Mantid alien body. 190 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:58,478 So, you wanna come? 191 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,001 Pass. 192 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,133 All right. 193 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,570 We were just trying to include you. 194 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,876 - That's what you said. - Yeah. 195 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,792 Make sure you get the praying mantis prayer hands right, 196 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,578 and also these things. 197 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,581 Oh, and of course, those big old eyes. 198 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,931 And remember, they're not front-headed eyes. 199 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:20,325 They're side-headed eyes, like two big-ass security cameras. 200 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,936 You know, the--the bulgy kind. 201 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,895 The ones you see, like, up in a yogurt shop in the corner. 202 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,854 I'm still trying to capture the, 203 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,856 "He was standing like a man who just found out his roommate 204 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,814 wore his favorite pants." 205 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,163 Well, look, Deputy, I can't help it 206 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,165 if I'm a master of the simile, all right? 207 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,558 And why are you being so surly, huh? 208 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,299 I told you in that cave, I said, 209 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,170 "Don't drink that water 'cause you gonna have to piss. 210 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,085 And then you probably gonna miss out on seeing an alien." 211 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,347 You remember that? 212 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,958 I don't remember that. 213 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,481 Huh. 214 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,354 ♪ 215 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,704 Ooh! 216 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:54,185 Now, Deputy, that there is a work of art. 217 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,405 Who's peeing now? 218 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,886 Not me. Hi, Debra. 219 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,365 Third call this week 220 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,977 about a metal Sasquatch up on the mountain. 221 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,806 Okay, uh, why don't you go ahead and put in that file 222 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:08,373 I set up called "Wackadoodles and Rooster Complaints." 223 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,158 Thank you, Debra. 224 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,292 And you heard that, right? 225 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,772 You'll need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend 226 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,121 he needs to be a little more stealthy. 227 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,732 All right, the last thing we need 228 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,604 is more people going around reporting seeing weird things. 229 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:22,997 Hell, we already got an alien that can 230 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,868 see how much yogurt you got. 231 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,218 I'm assuming you haven't told Lena? 232 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,569 Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien? 233 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,222 Hell no. 234 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,876 I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you. 235 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,879 No, no one needs that. 236 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:39,230 But you know you're not crazy. 237 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,280 No, I am not. 238 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:52,287 ♪ 239 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:05,779 Mantid Removal Experts LLC at your service. 240 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,607 Just kidding. We've never done this before. 241 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,260 We're not experts. 242 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,262 We're also not an LLC. 243 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,830 Hey, how's everything with Heather? 244 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,615 Is she-- 245 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,312 - Oh! - Oh, Charles! 246 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:20,010 What the hell is that? 247 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,273 That is one of our darling children. 248 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:26,626 You should organize a large group gift like a stroller, 249 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,759 as we have plenty of bibs and worms. 250 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,849 Hi, Asta. Hi, D'Arcy. 251 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,329 I see you guys met the kiddos. 252 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,290 Where's Charles? 253 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,684 Oh, he-- 254 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,251 Bridget! 255 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,687 Bridget! Bridget! 256 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,646 No! No! 257 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,473 You drop it! Drop! 258 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,216 Drop it! Drop it! 259 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,348 Ah! 260 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:54,479 Ha-ha! 261 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,611 There we go. 262 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,699 You! 263 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,483 He was playing. He was playing. 264 00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,833 Looked more like eating. 265 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,530 Bet you want him back now, don't-- 266 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,662 Go play outside! 267 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,055 I bet you do. I bet you do. 268 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,709 But you don't even need bath toys, do you, 269 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,842 'cause you're your own rubber ducky? 270 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,452 Yes, you are. 271 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,410 Yes, you are, little baby. 272 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,803 Bridget is a bad-- 273 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,718 Okay. I can see your faces. 274 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,415 Do not say anything. 275 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,330 Oh, I wanna say, like, a thousand things. 276 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,943 So you're gonna raise alien bird babies 277 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,205 even though you're human? 278 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,207 Shh! 279 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,817 Heather does not know that I am human, 280 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,036 and you will not tell her because you will 281 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,211 ruin everything if you do. 282 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,996 You have to tell her the truth. 283 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,476 Maybe she'll be okay with it. 284 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,738 I do not know if she would 285 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,740 because I will not be telling her. 286 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,829 Everything is perfect right now. 287 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,832 Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag? 288 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,878 Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing, 289 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,009 and I need to pump. 290 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,750 Get it, girl. Yeah. 291 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,230 - Total respect. - Nice. 292 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,208 I thought more was coming, but it wasn't. 293 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,255 Oh, boy! 294 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,304 Oh! 295 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,523 Big load. 296 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,872 Uh-huh. 297 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,787 - Okay. - Huh. 298 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,311 All set for tomorrow. 299 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:31,794 Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's perfect. 300 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,969 Oh! 301 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,629 The babies take after their father. 302 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,371 You can really see it in their cloacas. 303 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,155 Nope. I'm good. 304 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,984 Mm. You're a good mother. 305 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,160 You are a good daddy. 306 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,036 So, what's going on, Daddy? 307 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,343 Do you have a gift for Mommy today? 308 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,823 Oh, I got a gift. 309 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,216 It's the gift I've been giving ya. 310 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,521 Oh. 311 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,827 I give it, and I take it back. 312 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,003 Okay, well, give it. 313 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,875 I'll give it. 314 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,093 I'll regift it. 315 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,703 Yeah, regift it to me. 316 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,315 But I have a gift receipt so I can take it back. 317 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,882 But I'll give it again. 318 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,492 Well, the store is demanding all merchandise 319 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,581 - be brought to the store. - Mmm. 320 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,975 And then we're gonna shove it right back 321 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,280 at the people who bought it. 322 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,239 You might wanna take yours back. 323 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,893 It's got a crack in it. 324 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,285 Oh! 325 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,071 It's under warranty, so it might have a recall. 326 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,376 All right? 327 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,378 - Well, you bought it on sale. - Okay. 328 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,206 So the warranty doesn't count. 329 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,034 Hey! Hey! 330 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,383 Maybe not in front of the kids. 331 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,908 They know where they came from! 332 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,258 I mean not in front of me. 333 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,302 Okay. 334 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,651 Wow. 335 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,740 So great you're back together. 336 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,396 But also, there's a dead Mantid under your canoe. 337 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,137 That's not a problem. 338 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,140 I mean, we can just bury it and put a headstone on top of it 339 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,186 that says, "RIP, you dick." 340 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,578 Mm-hmm. 341 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,407 But we will not be doing that because we 342 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,019 need to exchange gifts. 343 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,282 Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,371 Oy. 345 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,415 Stick it out! 346 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,423 ♪ 347 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,948 You know, we'll just take care of it. 348 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,776 I actually know exactly who to call to dig a grave. 349 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,039 Ugh. 350 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,128 Huh? 351 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,782 You came to the right gal for grave-digging. 352 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,828 When I worked at the cemetery in high school, 353 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,396 the guys called me Deep Hole Judy, 354 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,486 'cause that was my nickname when I got there. 355 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,489 You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery? 356 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,447 No, not usually. 357 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:48,626 There was this one ghost with a Southern accent. 358 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,890 Boo. 359 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,935 Hey, does this have anything to do 360 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,459 with that serial killer that's on the loose? 361 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,461 - Nah. - Of course not. 362 00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,334 You know what? No, do not tell me. 363 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,336 I only need to know three things-- 364 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,165 width, height, depth. 365 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,950 Uh, 4 by 9 by 6? 366 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:11,649 You gotta a 4x9x6er coming right up. 367 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,609 ♪ Judy's diggin' a big old hole ♪ 368 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,958 ♪ Who's going in? 369 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,307 ♪ I don't know 370 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,569 ♪ I didn't ask questions 371 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,962 ♪ It's better that way 372 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,052 ♪ Does kissing a girl once make you gay? ♪ 373 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,621 Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing. 374 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,710 And you're sure that you saw D'Arcy on the ship? 375 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,844 For the hundredth time, yes, she was on that ship. 376 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:37,327 It's--it's like I had these memories that were lost, 377 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,156 but they're beginning to come back. 378 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,506 She was there. 379 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,074 Okay, well, then this can only mean one thing. 380 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,989 Exactly. 381 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,513 - D'Arcy was abducted. - D'Arcy's an alien. 382 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,907 Two very different things. 383 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,691 Wait. 384 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:57,043 What if D'Arcy is like me, and she had a baby that was 385 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,959 abducted before it was born? 386 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,134 Wow. 387 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,744 That's possible. 388 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,835 - Gotta hand it to Agent Gardner, 389 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,663 jumping into a case in progress, 390 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,449 having to navigate all the pre-existing team dynamics. 391 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,234 But everyone seems to love Jules. 392 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,627 She just really seems to be fitting right in. 393 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,369 Yeah, mm-hmm. 394 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,328 Okay. 395 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,721 There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night. 396 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,810 Can we just get it over with? Let me guess. 397 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,551 You hate Jules being on this case. 398 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,031 Well, no. 399 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,338 You remember that-- that story you told me 400 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,081 about your son playing with the Magna-Tiles, right? 401 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,039 He was--he was real young, and he was--he was throwing 402 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,432 them all around somehow? 403 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,260 One of them landed right on its edge? 404 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,391 Yeah, best day of his life. 405 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,045 Yeah, it was crazy, right? 406 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,004 It was like a--like a one in a million shot, right? 407 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,006 But you saw it with your own eyes, right? 408 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:51,140 So sometimes things that are crazy, they happen, 409 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,100 but they're real, right? 410 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,058 Um... 411 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,800 apropos of that, 412 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,281 Deputy Liv and I have reason to believe 413 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:07,461 that the serial killer that we're tracking is... 414 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:11,204 is an alien creature that resembles an 8-foot 415 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,249 humanoid praying mantis. 416 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,512 You're kidding. 417 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,384 I'm not. 418 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,604 I saw it with my own eyes, chomping on a deer, okay? 419 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,389 And the reason I needed to tell you 420 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,783 is because as we move forward, we're gonna need to exercise 421 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,698 an extreme amount of caution. 422 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:32,181 You saw this thing, this giant praying mantis? 423 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,748 That's right, in the woods. 424 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:37,099 Listen, I saw an alien. 425 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,451 I also see your face. 426 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,931 I see what you did there. 427 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,759 But all you did was go from skeptical face 428 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,674 to neutral face, right? That doesn't help me. 429 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,458 I want belief face. 430 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,938 What do you want me to say? 431 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,115 I want you to say that you believe me. 432 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,815 Wow! 433 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,556 So, wow. Okay, that's how it is. 434 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,949 You know what? 435 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,865 Fine. 436 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,349 I forgot you drove. 437 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,785 I'm not trying to jog 12 miles. 438 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,221 Wouldn't expect you to. 439 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,137 Okay, so we'll just have an angry car ride back? 440 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,661 Now, that I definitely believe. 441 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,534 Oh! Okay. 442 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,232 That she believes. Okay. 443 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:30,196 ♪ 444 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,425 Ho! 445 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:46,168 I mean, this grave is flawless. 446 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,954 These corners are, like, exactly 90 degrees. 447 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,827 How could she wear daily contact lenses for a month 448 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,872 but also do this? 449 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,309 I don't know. 450 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,573 She can barely button her shirt right half the time. 451 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,749 Okay. 452 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,665 One, two, three! 453 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,710 Ugh! 454 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,190 Okay. 455 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,626 All right. 456 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,672 That's the Mantid off our to-do list. 457 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,243 Next up, Ben and Kate's baby? 458 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,593 Okay, you know we can't take her back yet. 459 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,725 Yeah, I know. 460 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,424 The situation is just driving me insane. 461 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,209 I know things are really bad right now, 462 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,471 but we just have to stay the course 463 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,908 and know everything is gonna be okay. 464 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,218 Did Judy send you a survey? 465 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,220 Yeah. I gave her five stars. 466 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,874 I mean, look at this. 467 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,397 Yeah, same. 468 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,097 - Hey. - Hmm? 469 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,882 Remember, be subtle, okay? 470 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:51,015 We can't tip her off that we're on to her. 471 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,408 Hi. 472 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,063 Hey. Day drink date? 473 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,673 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah. 474 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,110 Remember when you said I was abducted by aliens? 475 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,507 Sorta. 476 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,075 I remember that I joke around a lot. 477 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,251 And also, I'm drunk a lot. 478 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,427 - So who knows what I've said? - Right? 479 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,951 And who knows what Ben is saying half the time. 480 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,518 Am I right? Or why. 481 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,346 - That's good. - Why he's saying it. 482 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,740 - All right. - Yeah, right. 483 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,917 Oh, you know, you guys need to try the special margaritas. 484 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,397 I will be right back. 485 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,269 What the hell was that? 486 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,793 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 487 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,230 I took a shot. 488 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,361 You missed. 489 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,760 - Mmm. - Mmm. 490 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,284 Sorry, he's--he's all into aliens right now 491 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,981 because we watched a documentary 492 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,592 about aliens recently. 493 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,508 Yeah, it was wild stuff. It was on recently. 494 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,857 - I said that. - Mm-hmm. 495 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,773 The documentary is about how these aliens, 496 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,515 they abduct babies from women's wombs. 497 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,735 And then they--they take the womb babies, 498 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:01,782 and they raise them on spaceships. 499 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,001 Hoo, boy! 500 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,264 Can you believe that? 501 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,614 I can't believe it. 502 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,137 And I won't. 503 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:14,838 You gotta wonder who makes these things up these days. 504 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,145 I've never had a baby. 505 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,320 So I don't--I'm not in the headspace. 506 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,843 Or have you? 507 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,977 And you would not know if an alien had already taken it. 508 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,067 Well, honey, she would know if she was pregnant, at least. 509 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,896 Well, hang on, I think that that's an HR violation 510 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,376 to ask if she was pregnant. 511 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,639 Okay, well, we're not in an office. 512 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:33,988 And I didn't ask. 513 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,860 I just said it hypothetically. 514 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,035 Have you been pregnant? 515 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,689 Okay, that's an HR violation. 516 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,126 Yeah, it is. 517 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,737 And I'm pretty triggered. 518 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,783 I'm gonna get some air. 519 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,704 Womb babies? 520 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,191 Ooh! 521 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,279 That is my jacket. 522 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,672 Thank you. 523 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,458 I could not find a blanket. 524 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,678 I do not like being cold. 525 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,680 So is this what you do every time 526 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,203 you refer a patient to Braddock? 527 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:19,033 Which, according to our records, is 90% of the time. 528 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:23,385 I am human now, with a stupid human brain just like yours. 529 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,648 I cannot learn how to operate on a diseased 530 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,781 gallbladder in five seconds. 531 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,958 My patients should be grateful I'm hiding from them. 532 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,047 But you're still taking therapy sessions. 533 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:37,225 Therapy is just listening to complaints. 534 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,792 Okay. 535 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:43,274 So this late session that you scheduled with Ben tonight 536 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,407 is about his mental health, right, 537 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,540 and not about you avoiding Heather so you don't 538 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,193 have to tell her you're a human? 539 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,762 I'm supposed to be the fake therapist, not you. 540 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,811 Harry, you can't keep doing this. 541 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:03,251 Real relationships are built on honesty. 542 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,861 If you hide parts of yourself, 543 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,863 then you're not being authentic. 544 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,476 And Heather deserves to know who you really are. 545 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:14,567 Or does she deserve to be happy? 546 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,612 Because if I never tell her I'm human 547 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,441 and she always stays in her human form, 548 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,964 then we will both be happy. 549 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,881 Ben and Kate know I was on the ship! 550 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,674 - They said that? - No. 551 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:35,805 But they know about the baby, 552 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:36,893 and they know I know about the baby. 553 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,808 Mrs. Mayor knows about the baby. 554 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,984 It came out in a hypnosis session. 555 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,466 I assume that she told Mr. Mayor during one of their 556 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:48,862 leather-clad, oily, sexy, nipple-clamp sex adventures. 557 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:51,081 Why didn't you tell us? 558 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,954 Because their sex life is private 559 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,042 between their doctor and their patient. 560 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,826 - I respect that. - About the baby. 561 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,393 Oh. 562 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,179 Maybe I was in a Grey jail on the moon for a month. 563 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:04,443 Does Kate know I have anything to do with it? 564 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,053 No. 565 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:09,404 She only has memories from before she saw you on the ship. 566 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,494 But it is possible that the other memories 567 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,497 are starting to come back on their own. 568 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,457 So they know the Greys took the baby. 569 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,503 We have to tell them, that she's safe at least. 570 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,418 Why don't you just put the baby in an envelope 571 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,420 and mail it straight to the Greys? 572 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,770 He's right. 573 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,164 We saw the orbs interrogating her. 574 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,559 If we tell Kate that the baby is okay, the Greys will know. 575 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,953 And then they'll just come after us to get the baby. 576 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,956 So we're just not doing anything? 577 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,262 How are we okay with this? 578 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,960 Is nobody else bothered by this? 579 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,962 Yes, I am bothered by it. 580 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,616 But mostly, I'm cold. 581 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,969 And this jacket fits like a glove. 582 00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,194 Get out. 583 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,936 You sure this is the spot Mike saw the Mantid? 584 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,286 Yeah, I recognize the tree I was behind. 585 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,897 It was the perfect pea tree, 586 00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,596 two small limbs like handlebars. 587 00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,336 How do you even know it's gonna come back here? 588 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,166 I don't, but we have to try something. 589 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,429 Lena's gonna get hurt if we can't prove to her 590 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,170 what's really out there. 591 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,782 I feel like maybe this is 20% about Lena 592 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,479 and 80% about you getting a photo 593 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,700 so you can finally see an alien. 594 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,485 90% the last one. 595 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,923 Everyone gets to see an alien but me. 596 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,969 Even you saw the Loch Ness Monster 597 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,579 during your semester abroad. 598 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,541 Are you sure it wasn't just a big log? 599 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,804 I thought we were supposed to be supportive of each other? 600 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,501 I know. Sorry. 601 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,938 I'm just jealous. 602 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,900 Hmm. 603 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,858 Hi! 604 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,817 How was your day? 605 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,427 I'm a human! 606 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,039 It was okay. 607 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,432 There was a fly in my office. 608 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:05,999 Ooh! 609 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,219 That must have been so hard for you, human. 610 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,874 You must have been so annoyed. 611 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,659 You like this human stuff, huh? 612 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,051 Okay. 613 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,487 Well, I'm human right now. 614 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,838 Let's go work up an appetite before dinner. 615 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,579 No, no. 616 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:23,712 Heather, my darling... 617 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,584 I'm actually a human now. 618 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:32,416 The Greys, they stole my energy. 619 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,898 I no longer have an alien form. 620 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,379 Just this one. 621 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,641 What? 622 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,512 I've been human ever since you came back. 623 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,340 That's why when you ask me to change, 624 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,560 I always say no because I cannot. 625 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,735 I'm sorry. 626 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,084 It's the truth. 627 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:59,008 Will you marry me? 628 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,315 What? 629 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,099 You're the love of my life, Harry, 630 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,710 whether you're alien or not. 631 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:08,583 Yeah, sure, okay, my parents are gonna be very, very angry 632 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,499 'cause they're super racist against humans, but... 633 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:18,637 But there is something else that I need to ask you. 634 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,683 You want me to stay in human form to you. 635 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,424 When you are Avian... 636 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,081 I don't find it as... attractive? 637 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,128 It's very intimidating, like a vulture. 638 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,869 Hmm. 639 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:37,786 Or like a too eager duck who bites your finger 640 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,222 instead of the bread. 641 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:41,268 Harry, look, I-- 642 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,139 I want you to be comfortable with me. 643 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:46,055 If you want me to just have one measly vagina, 644 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,709 that's what I'll do. 645 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,232 You would do that for me? 646 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:55,108 - So? - Oh, my God! 647 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:01,114 - Do I get down, then? - I think. I don't-- 648 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,506 I feel like we get down and you're up. 649 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:05,074 - I don't know. It feels weird. - I just... 650 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,511 yes! I will marry you! 651 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,730 Great! 652 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,732 - Hello! - Oh, hello! 653 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,956 How racist are your parents? 654 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,653 Hmm. 655 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,742 Pretty racist. 656 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,013 What about one with all of the colors? 657 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,145 Yes. 658 00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:34,190 That's for sure what you should do. 659 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,976 And I'll do maybe, like, this light doo-doo. 660 00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,629 Mm-hmm. 661 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:40,109 All I know is, I think 662 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,677 my maid of honor will be my sister. 663 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,766 - Okay. - Who will be your best man? 664 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,899 - Asta. - Hmm. 665 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,422 Cool. 666 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,685 Kind of weird that your best friend is a woman, but... 667 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:54,820 Dad? 668 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,476 That is your father? 669 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,652 Dad, what are you doing here? 670 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,263 Well, hello, Mr. Heather. 671 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,655 I can--. 672 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:06,396 Son of a bitch! 673 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,486 - Dad, no! - No! No! 674 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,271 It's a different time, Dad! 675 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,535 Oh, you think I care what Mrs. Carmichael says? 676 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:17,059 She can eat a dick. 677 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:20,106 I don't want your money, and we don't need your money. 678 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,717 Wait, wait. He's in the rafters! 679 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,198 He's in the rafters! 680 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:26,590 Sir! 681 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:29,202 Sir! 682 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:32,596 I just want to say I understand that you're upset. 683 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,947 But I look forward to the moment 684 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:38,733 that I actually get to call you Dad. 685 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,214 Dad, stop it! 686 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,085 Come on! Come on! 687 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,086 Where are you? 688 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,830 I haven't touched her cloaca. 689 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,050 I promise! Ow! 690 00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:03,062 ♪ 691 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,542 Yeah, sorry, no drunks after closing. 692 00:30:05,586 --> 00:30:07,109 Come on. 693 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:10,591 Can't a guy just stop by to help an old friend? 694 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,898 Can. Never has. 695 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:15,248 What are you doing out so late? 696 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:18,860 I was just out taking a walk to clear my head 697 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,731 and listen to my thoughts. 698 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,385 I tried that once. 699 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,692 Not a fan. 700 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:28,957 You know what I was thinking about, actually, was, uh... 701 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,961 that night that you came over to tell me I was abducted. 702 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:43,667 I think that I was abducted by aliens on that camping trip. 703 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,845 Then and, like, a million times since. 704 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,239 I think that you were right. 705 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,416 That doesn't sound like me. 706 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,856 D'Arce, I know that you know something. 707 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,425 And maybe--maybe you felt weird talking to Kate about it 708 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:03,818 and that's why you didn't, 709 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,472 but you know that you can talk to me. 710 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:08,257 Yeah, I know. That's why we're talking now. 711 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,520 Hello! How are you, sir? 712 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,131 How is the weather today? 713 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,568 How are your stocks? Are they up? Are they down? 714 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,004 No, come on. I'm serious. 715 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:19,703 I mean, you know that you can be yourself around me. 716 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,706 Yeah. 717 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,622 I know. 718 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,189 How do you know I'm not? 719 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:29,888 The you that I know is pretty blatantly honest. 720 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:34,893 Remember in high school, you told me how you felt about me, 721 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,851 and I felt the same way, but I was just 722 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,593 too scared to say anything. 723 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,421 But you weren't. 724 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:44,467 This is that, okay? 725 00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:49,908 So if there is anything that I need to know about 726 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,823 that you're not telling me... 727 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:57,916 anything, even if it's about aliens... 728 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:01,920 I need you to please tell me. 729 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:05,662 No. 730 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,012 Nothing. 731 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,102 You swear? 732 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:16,543 I swear. 733 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:20,286 On Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta. 734 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,418 Vomit comet? 735 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 Yeah. Yep. 736 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,866 Okay. 737 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,781 Okay. 738 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,265 Have a good night. 739 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:50,272 ♪ 740 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,248 Hello? 741 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,423 Juje? 742 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,512 What? 743 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,296 You up for a drink? 744 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,776 Yeah. 745 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,605 I'll meet you at the 59. 746 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:27,092 ♪ 747 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,096 I'm here! 748 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:39,278 Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes. 749 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:43,151 I--I bet I could scrape that off the top. 750 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:45,023 Crap is a game over situation. 751 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,677 You're gonna wanna throw that whole thing out. 752 00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:49,070 And the bowl. 753 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,551 - Okay. - And the spoon. 754 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,165 Harry, what's wrong? 755 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,996 This isn't going to work. 756 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,825 No, no, no, no. I know my dad was angry. 757 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,088 Obviously, he was so angry. 758 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,047 But I think he's been working out a ton, 759 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,310 and that had to be the steroids. 760 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:14,487 He said that if we get married, 761 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:17,881 that you will never see him or your mother again. 762 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,710 I don't care about that. 763 00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:22,321 Yes, you do. 764 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,410 You left me because Joseph threatened your family. 765 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:27,456 They obviously mean everything to you. 766 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,154 You would lose that. 767 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:32,331 Well, it's worth it if I'm with you, 768 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,072 okay, because we're the family now-- 769 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,595 you, me, the kids. 770 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,169 No. 771 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,086 You're disgusting. 772 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,523 What was that? 773 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:52,177 Oh, I'm sorry. 774 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:56,311 No, I mean--human language is so clumsy. 775 00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:59,880 I meant to say I find you disgusting. 776 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,274 Yes, it's still not great. 777 00:35:02,317 --> 00:35:06,104 Your human form is all that I can understand. 778 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:09,281 You are too great to have to live with someone 779 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,892 who no longer has the senses to appreciate 780 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:15,069 everything that you are. 781 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,724 My visual spectrum is restricted. 782 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:23,208 I can no longer smell you with my entire body. 783 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:26,559 My taste is muted. My touch is numb. 784 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:30,824 Your true form makes me want to vomit. 785 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:33,914 Well, if I make you sick, the kids can eat it. 786 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,308 We can make this work. I know we can. 787 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:37,526 No. 788 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,660 You deserve to have what we had before. 789 00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:45,230 I can no longer give you that. 790 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:46,753 I am only what is left 791 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:49,059 after everything good has been taken away. 792 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,540 No. No, that is not true. 793 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,542 You know that it is. 794 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:59,200 ♪ 795 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,289 Can you at least tell me one more of your poems? 796 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,337 Say it in your language. 797 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,166 I've always found it so beautiful. 798 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,432 I would do anything for you. 799 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:19,133 ♪ 800 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:15,320 ♪ 801 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:45,219 ♪ 802 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,699 I was upset. 803 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:49,049 I took things personally and overreacted. 804 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,486 And I apologize. 805 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,184 Okay. 806 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,621 Wow, very efficient of you. 807 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,144 I've honed my skills. 808 00:37:57,187 --> 00:38:00,016 What you want in a partner is a constant willingness 809 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,191 to improve. 810 00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,497 I agree with that. 811 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:05,283 But--and don't worry. 812 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,416 I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay? 813 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,809 We don't have to believe in the same things, 814 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,637 just like we don't agree on everything. 815 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,813 Hell, I can think of lots of things we don't agree on. 816 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:15,336 Crème brûlée is delicious. 817 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,338 It's disgusting. 818 00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:22,430 Anyway, I need to keep the people that I love safe. 819 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,650 So... 820 00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:28,218 even if you don't believe me, please believe this. 821 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:31,570 What you are up against 822 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:34,355 is the most dangerous thing in the world. 823 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,966 So I need you to promise that 824 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,403 while you're out there investigating, 825 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:41,101 that you're gonna be extra careful. 826 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:43,930 'Cause I can't-- 827 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,149 I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it. 828 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,021 I promise. 829 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,503 Okay. 830 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:57,160 Now, um, what was that thing you said before? 831 00:38:57,204 --> 00:39:00,773 Something about loving me? 832 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,905 Oh, well, I mean, I-- 833 00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,559 I don't know. Maybe. I say lots of things. 834 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:05,908 You love me. 835 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:10,739 I mean, if that's what you heard, then... 836 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:15,135 that's what you heard because that's what I said. 837 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,965 I love you. 838 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,445 I love you too. 839 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,883 - Okay. - Okay, then. 840 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,452 Okay. 841 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:33,501 - I thought being honest with Heather about who I am 842 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,851 would make me feel better. 843 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,812 But now I feel worse, and so does she. 844 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,771 Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel. 845 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:46,427 Being your true self hurts too much. 846 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,737 ♪ 847 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,572 Oh, don't worry. It's almond milk. 848 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:04,489 I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much. 849 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:11,234 But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much. 850 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,323 I'm a basic bitch. 851 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,977 You're human. 852 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:16,501 That's all. 853 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:18,590 And I'm proud of you. 854 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,418 You know, it can't have been easy, 855 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:21,810 but you did the right thing. 856 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:23,856 You put Heather's needs above your own. 857 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:27,468 It's like you did with Jay. 858 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:28,600 Yeah. 859 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:35,476 You must truly love her and your birdlings. 860 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,785 But now I'm sad all the time. 861 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,917 Being human is horrible. 862 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:45,617 It can be, yes, when things get bad. 863 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:49,621 But then they get good again. 864 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,187 When? 865 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:55,191 Um, I-- 866 00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:57,019 I can't tell you exactly. 867 00:40:57,063 --> 00:41:03,896 But things get bad, but then they get good. 868 00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:06,072 And bad. 869 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,901 But then good. 870 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,511 Everything is a cycle. 871 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,034 It's like the tide. 872 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:14,297 When I think about the tide, 873 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:16,691 I think about the moon that makes it 874 00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:19,694 and how it is full of stolen babies. 875 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,653 Yeah, um, 876 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,611 I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky 877 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:25,178 these days too. 878 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:28,007 But things will get good again? 879 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,447 Yes. 880 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,493 They always do. 881 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:43,544 ♪ 882 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,198 Bye. Thank you. 883 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:49,550 I don't even like these pants. 884 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:50,769 It doesn't matter, okay? 885 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:51,900 We're gonna take them back in three weeks 886 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,511 when you outgrow them. 887 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,251 - You hungry? - Yeah. 888 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:57,384 But I'm actually going to eat ice cream with Sahar. 889 00:41:57,427 --> 00:42:00,430 All right, I love you. 890 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,042 Be safe, okay? 891 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,347 Ooh! 892 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:06,698 I'm gonna go get us some cookies for later. 893 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,920 Hello. Uh... 894 00:42:11,964 --> 00:42:15,445 I will take two boxes of the mints 895 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,535 and two of the lemon, please. 896 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,928 - That'll be $18. - Okay. 897 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,887 Great. There you go. 898 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,541 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 899 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,543 And here's your change. 900 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,892 Thanks. 901 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,155 And this is yours too. 902 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,116 It's from your neck. 903 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,599 We don't even need that implant to watch you. 904 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,470 We're watching you anyway. 905 00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,124 Always. 906 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:45,519 So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong. 907 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,608 Because we're here. 908 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,349 We're everywhere. 909 00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:55,877 ♪ 910 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,793 Enjoy the cookies. 911 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:13,025 ♪